A limited time offer, brought to you by my wiener dog Chorizo. Chorizo understands that Canadians are often polite to a fault and tend to be reluctant to sink their teeth into a problem when it involves possibly, just maybe, being critical of another Canadian. He would like to offer one free lesson in assertiveness to all current and incoming EC Board members. Here is a short video sample of the kind of Jolly Ball Attack methods Chorizo applies in his daily work as dominator of the back yard.
Chorizo will be available immediately following the announcement of the 2013 EC Board for private or group sessions in barking, biting and shaking sense into people. Don’t delay! Chorizo’s schedule is booking up quickly. He can be reached at the following email address: firstname.lastname@example.org